i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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