at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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