i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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