i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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