Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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