You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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