question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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