who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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