You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Sext me about skeletons
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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