like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
