he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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