Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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