If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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