shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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