i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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