Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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