I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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