Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Congratulations! We have a period
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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