We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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