Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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