I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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