He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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