You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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