I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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