"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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