Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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