The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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