I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
3pm strippers are depressing
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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