Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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