well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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