have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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