she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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