You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
