I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
