If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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