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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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