D3 body, D1 cock
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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