Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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