she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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