Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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