My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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