I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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