i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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