how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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