I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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