If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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