Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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