Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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