just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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