I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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