don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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