i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize