I don't think brook has ever known best
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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