gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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