i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
