Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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